Stevie loves Halloween.
It’s one of her favorite days of the year. She could care less what country we’re in or whether or not they actually celebrate Halloween. When the day comes, she is gonna party. Hard.
You can count on the fact that she will try to take as many people down as possible in her celebration path.
After a stressful couple weeks of Outdoorplay work I wasn’t in the mood to dress up, but I agreed to go along with her for the night.
I knew there would be moments she would need me, like for instance when she face planted into a table full of drinks. That was a rad party trick. It left a perfect circle indentation on her forehead from the top of my beer bottle. Thats what I’m telling the cops anyway…
Even though I got a pass on dressing up, our new friends were obligated to participate. Fortunately they were also eager.
Kiki also got to participate in the fun. But at 2am when we went to leave there was no way to walk her out of the bar. There was broken glass all over the floor from the face plant incident, and it was completely packed all the way to the door. I decided to carry Kiki out and asked Stevie to clear a path. I heard her scream “Foollloow meee KIKI”, and then she stood up, turned into the crowd, and did another face plant. A local guy asked me
“Why you carry dog and not woman?”
That was a damn good question. It was a fun night. My wife makes a drop dead gorgous dead person. I feel lucky. – TREE
Sprinter Life Blast From The Past
Halloween – 2009