Why is it that whenever a woman rescues a dog, she always decides the birthday is February 14th?
Why? Someone please tell me. I understand that the true birthdate is unknown, but what’s wrong with January 14th or March 14th?
Clearly women have absolutely no idea of the pressure this puts on a man when they double down on the LOVE holiday.
Good thing I take this seriously. Always the A-game. Always.
Happy Birthday Kiki! I love you. You’re the best dog in the world.
And Happy Valentines Day Stevie, my sweet lady.
I love you more than anything else on this planet. You’re the only thing in the world that could get me to voluntarily download and watch the 4th Twilight movie. Get the popcorn ready…
this is gonna be… just GREAAAAAT! – TREE
Hey Mongo, guess what? Your birthday is St. Patricks Day! Who knew? I can’t wait. Let’s go out and party little buddy.